What is Kavorka?

Kavorka:

(Pronounced Kuh-Vor-Kuh) Kavorka is a power, a mystical power, which only few possess. It is the animal attraction which causes friends to adore you and women to lust after you. Some say that it is a curse ,A great burden to be in such demand and Kavorka has been known to cause insanity as well as eccentric behavior. Those who possess Kavorka are the pinnacles of style, grace and popularity. Kavorka cannot be learned because it is an aura of sorts, and therefor you either got it or you don't.

Kavorkic:

(pronounced Kuh-Vor-kick)A kavorkic is a person who has Kavorka.Always a male.

Famous Bearers of Kavorka

Here are some famous Kavorkics, do you know who they are?

Yup! Thats right Micheal Richards(aka Cosmo Kramer), Dave letterman, and John Travolta are all Kavorkics!

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Common Traits of a Kavorkic

1. A Kovorkic has style and really cool(if not different)hair.
2. Frequently in the company of beautiful women.
3. Frequently smoking fine Cigars.
4. Always the source of fun and good times.
5. Sets trends that the world picks up on.
6. Emanates a cetrain irrisistable glow.
7. Loved and respected by all(well those with any sense).

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What Kavorkics dislike

Although ,generaly, we kavorkics are good natured we do dislike certain things. One of the main dislikes would have to be lack of sleep ,after all the body needs rest from the assaults of all the love crazed women we encounter. Another dislike is politicians who try to screw the people(coincidentally there are a few politicians with Kavorka but they are rare, in fact the only two I can think of are Clint Eastwood and Rip Torn). Lastly we HATE unkavorkics.

Top Ten Unkavorkics

1. Bob Dole
2. Newt Gingrich
3. Jay Leno
4. The Roadrunner(always giving my homey Wilie Coyote trouble)
5. The cheer commercial guy
6. Anyone associated with an Aaron Spelling production
7. Bill Clinton(and you thought I was an ultra-liberal)
8. Theodore Kazyntsky
9. Lawyers
10. David Koresh

You might be wondering, where is Pat Buchanon? Don"t worry I didn't forget, but he is so very unkavorkic that he doesn't deserve to be in any top ten list!

KAVORKIC FAVORITES

• Cigars
• Women
• Good Liquer
• women
• Nice Cars
• Motorcycles
• Good Times
• women
• Looney Toons
• Cereal for dinner(or any other meal for that matter)
• Other Kavorkics
• Did I say women yet?

FAVORITE KAVORKIC SITES ON THE NET

1. Mark and Brian Hompage
2. Harley Davidson
3. Hawaii Brew Magazine
4. Smoke Magazine
5. Lettermans Top Ten Archive

NOW THATS KAVORKA

Here is a friend who also has kavorka!

LAST THOUGHTS

I just wanted to say a few words about this page. Well it's a joke! Jesus don't take every thing so seriously. (That was to make all you unkavorkics feel better about yourselves)

Tell us about yourself

Are you a Kavorkic?

yes

no

Whats your name?

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Do yo enjoy these kavorkic things?

Cigars

Motorcycles

Women

Good Times

Looney Toones

Cereal as a meal

What do you thimk of this page.(You don't have to be honest if your worried about my feelings)

grrrreat O.K. ugh! Shoot me please

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