Welcome my friends, to the show that never ends! Well, not really. Let me try again.

Welcome to ScotTopia! The first (and probably last) webpage authored by lil' ol' me, Scott Suyat.

What is ScotTopia? A good question. First and foremost, ScotTopia is a place where I, Scott Suyat, can rant and rave and bitch and moan about any damn thing I want to, because it's my page. It's my damn niche in this horrible horrible place we call the World Wide Web so I call the shots. I write the reviews, the rants, the tributes. I steal all the pictures off the web. I write the incomprehensible cluttered html. Because I do all that, I can do whatever I want. Thus, ScotTopia is a reflection of me, Scott Suyat. And if you have a problem with that, go somewhere else.

Within ScotTopia, you'll find movie reviews, music reviews, wrestling reviews. Pictures of wonderful girls like Kanako, Yuka and Alyson. A shrine to a basketball god. Rants on any and everything. Top Ten lists. Surprises. Links to the places where I steal all my ideas. Maybe it's the history major in me but I like to reference the past quite a lot. 80's music plays all day in ScotTopia, not just one hour a day during your lunch break on the radio. Hindsight is twenty-twenty, y'know. Retro rules my land. Not to say that I don't find keen stuff today, it's just more entertaining to talk about the past.

Yet why do I do all this? I don't get paid for it. I don't generate any revenue. I do it because it's my way of getting my views out to the rest of the world. But at the same time, it's also my way of entertaining YOU, the readers. Yes, I wouldn't mind recognition for what I do, yet I don't expect it. Any exposure is tip money for me. I get a kick out of saving the world through words via entertaining (I hope you're entertained) you. Maybe one day I'll have my very own domain name and I'll be a Internet personality. But I doubt it. I also know that it takes time, years even to establish yourself amongst the masses. That's okay with me. I'll grow. I'll grow with each and every single one of you and you'll get to see, perhaps even take a part in, the growing process.

So while ScotTopia is a place for me to vent, it's a place for you to relax. ScotTopia is a place where political correctness is non-existent. It's a place where people can be people, guys can be sexist porkers and women can ...be whatever it is that they are when guys aren't around. ScotTopia is a place where people can sit at their computers buck naked, pick their nose and watch South Park without having to worry about what the rest of the world thinks. As long as they do it at home though.

I'll do all the work, you just have fun...

Scott Suyat, 12/2/99