(It's not that Offensive)
Pam pictures (Don't worry, they're tasteful)
President Clinton, VP Al Gore, and
Speaker of the House Gingrich,
are traveling in a car together in Kansas.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them
thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze..
When they come to the extract themselves from the vehicle, they
realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz..
They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known
for granting people their wishes..
Al Gore says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
Mr. Smith, I
have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've
decided to give your wife $275 a week." "That's very fair and more than
generous, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to
send her a few bucks myself."