yesterday i had a midterm, it was great of course. that took 15 minutes, and now--SPRING BREAK!

not like it's really anythign special because i still have to work 5 days a weekbut i do have 2 days totally off. maybe i can catch up on my sleep...maybe mo-fo will get laid.

work was surprisingly uneventful, it was pretty busy, i had to do actualy work the whole 6.5 hours i was there. that's something new. now i'm making jello. =this time it's gonna be watermelon apple mountain dew jello. woo! i am the jello daddy! yah! jello is my BITCH!

last night was so cool. i slept more than 2 hours straight, i think, and then i got to see my bitch, er my sex god, Dave. i love seeing him. he always makes me feel so special. *smoosh* saw his parents again, they (separately) asked me about work. i t was funny. don't i sound excited? yah well i am so piss off.

oh! how could i forget! i finally talked to DC. it was great! he dumped me. the nerve of that chump. breaking up with me when we weren't even really dating, let alone in any kind of breakupable relationship. and so i feel sad now. lala

gave Dave a little test last nigth which he very impressively passed. he slept over, well slept for an hour 30 i think, but anyway, it was great to have him there when i went to sleep and then when i woke up. he finally took his shirt off! no, i didn't see his back, it was tempting but i managed to abstain. i'm waiting for a special moment. i did get to sleep on one of his awesome arms tho. sweet dreams indeed! nah, who need dreams when you're sleeping next to a god?

mo-fo left a bag of bananas on the reefer (the refrigerator, not a big joint) it turned all mushy and was leaking slimy banana guts which smelled almost as bad as mo-fo's bed. since we're talking about mo-fo, here's a story written by an anonymous donor while taking a shet at ala's.

Poop: a novella

once there was a friendly guy named lakei. he was very lonely for female companionship, but nobody seemed to liek him. there was nothing wrong with him, except for the fact that he was made from poop.

after many years of disciplining a young simian, kalei, i mean, lakei met a beautiful girl named schnicole, who was so white she actually glowed in the dark. "it's never night when we're together," lakei told her.

sadly, she had a boyfriend who got mad and wiped lakei onto a piece of tissue paper and flushed it down the toilet. the gods took pity on poor lakei and allowed him to be reincarnated everytime people eat zippy's chili.

oh, and he's really gay.

THE END