so those fuckers at I(heart)NY have decided to harass my brother about his I(heart)ME t-shirts. check out the full story here that really pisses me off because as he mentions, i bought two shirts because i thought they were funny, kind of like something you might see at hot topic, a tlittle off. Never once was i reminded of the IheartNY, if i thought anything i thought people might get confused and think it meant IheartMaine since ME is maine's abbreviation right? I just assumed that all states had IheartWhatever shirts, well except hawaii because no one loves hawaii enough to wanna wear it on their shirt, and besides, they have those Hawaii (insert year here) football jersey looking things. I wonder if they got one of those cease and desist letters from the NFL for making people think that somehow they were related. Or those people who sell shirts with the smiley faces that are evil looking?? Do the original smiley people sue them? I thought this was AMERICA where people could sell amazing thigh creams and knock off rolexes in back alleys.

whenever i wear that shirt i always get some comments, but no one's ever said that it reminds them of the IheartNY or anything like "well, now, to know that IheartNY lets those people use their design, well, I am just not going to buy anymore IheartNY items because that just disgusts me!"

but you know, once i tell them this story about their nasty letter and the fact that they are chasing after some guy in bumfuck, washington (well, as far as they're concerned) for "compensation" for the damage he's done to their company because of two t-shirts he's sold for like 50 cents profit... well, they'll probably feel like it do. what a bunch of fuckers. You know, i hate ny. i think i'll make my own shirt with an I(heart with a big FUCKING BLACK SLASH through it)NY. That's right. I'll draw it on with some nice sharpee pens and let's see them try to sue me for that. Free speech, mother fuckers! I'm never going to NY now, see how much damage that does them. Everyone is sooo in love with NY now because of the 9-11 attacks, well you know what? NY doesn't love you. NY is a bunch of capitalist money/power hungry pigs.. NY is THE MAN. Fuck NY. IN fact, how about an I(sillohette of man with big dick humping)NY, how'd you like that freaking IheartNY people? Yah, take that. Sue me, be my guest, you can have all that I own, haha. You know what, I don't own anything, that's right mother fuckers, no house, no car, no TV sets, anything i do "own" like clothes, CDs etc, for the most part, was not puchased by me and therefore technically doesn't even belong to me. Pretty much the only thing of value I own is my cat! And you don't want him, believe me. He's not really worth anything anyway, not monetarily, he's only a stray tabby cat, not even a fancy purebred. He's a pain in my ass anyhow.

i don't even own the computers that i use to type these things. In fact, with my credit card debt, i believe i have a negative value. so piss off. I found out a while ago that no matter how worthy your case, if the person ain't got nothing, you ain't getting nothing. sure you may get something in a legal ruling but that don't mean jack. money ain't yours til it's in your pocket, and good luck getting it there.

fuckers, this just pisses me off. i wish i was rich so i could hire my brother a fat ass big shot lawyer to counter sue those pricks for emotion duress and defamation and all kinds of good gobbledegook legal things. dickweeds. we'll send them a cease and desist for their cease and desist bull-mother-fucking-shit.