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Well, I'll bet you got a regular Algonquin round table going here.
--Jerry Seinfeld


HVORDAN HAR DU DET?


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YOBO SAY YO?


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Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
-- Arthur Cody Jarrett


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. . . [unless you are foo] . . . to the jungle.
--Izzy Stradlin

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All week I dreamed of being another Thomas Edison,

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Homer Simpson looking depressed.

but now that dream is gone.
-- Homer Simpson


|| One picture of me an my dog when I was small ||

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
-- Jules Winnfield


|| One picture of me an my dog when I was big ||

Quote from PULP FICTION where Jules 
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And I will have my vengeance either in this life or the next.
-- Maximus Decimus Meridius



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Driver, where are you takin' us?
-- Jim Morrison


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Hey Momma, look at me. I'm on my way to the promised land.
--Bon Scott, Angus Young, Malcolm Young



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We should've brought shotguns for this.


-- Vincent Vega


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Sorry that your mother dropped you on your head.

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'667, neighbor of the beast,' and a menacing Dogbert holding a club.
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Maybe her mother dropped her too.
-- Carly Simon


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Try email me at: lanning@hawaii.edu



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Chance um, brah. I hung in dis long, might as well go da whole nine yahds. Try take me to da . . .


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Is it a joke to seek the truth about this man?
-- Zira


Da las time I wen change anyting on dis pahticulah page was 09/09.