HAPPY AND SUNSHINE'S TRIUMPH STUFFS FOR POOP ON PAGE

DIS IS HAPPY AND SUNSHINE'S TRIUMPH STUFFS FOR POOP ON HOME PAGE

Jude Law.
"I hear you Hawai`i." Yeah, right. An how in da heck can da (now formah, tank God) Governor of Hawai`i do ads for HPU? Go figgah. Well, I guess da good news is he nevah do ads for UH. . . .

Ben Cayetano
Laura Linney.
Rod Tam. Dis one quote from 12/23/04 about fellow Councilperson Charles Djou:
Eh, Rod no take dis personally, kay? You plenny crazy enough awready for us dogs.
Liam Neeson. Shoots, one time he wen threaten fo retire. An den he does Da Haunting. We res our case.
Hip replacement surgery (12/06/99, 02/14/00) ):
Alec Baldwin.
All a da wrestling on TV nowadays. In da good old days, guys like Gentleman Jim Hady, Sam Steamboat, Nick Bockwinkle, Neff Maiava, Rippah Collins an Beauregard, Da Masked Executioner, Cowboy Cassidy, Chief Billy Whitewolf, Curtis da Bull Iaukea, Da Missing Link, Tosh Togo, an Johnny Barend nevah need all da fancy scripts an soap opera crap. Plus if dey had someting fo say, dey shouted um out. Nevah need microphones. One time Tally Ho Blears was asking all da guys what dey was goin do on deir summah vacations, an Wally Tsutsumi, da perennial ref, said he was goin train his eyes fo see trough da back of his head. Now das da kind of blue-collah working-class wrestling you canna find today. Da guys now are all flash an no substance.
Robin Williams.
Guys who eat sunflower seeds in public places like da stadium or at da bus stop an spit da shells on da floor.
Mel Gibson.
Parents who can control their children. Das right, who CAN control their spawn. What would a trip to da grocery store be witout some little kid crying, or getting whacked, or whining about someting Mommy or Daddy won't buy? An don't you hate it when you gotta sit in a theater or on a plane an nobody's kicking da back of your seat for an hour or two? Or try eating out in one boring peaceful an quiet setting where you nevah have to dodge some toddlah's food flying by your head. Damn! Parents dese days are just too darn conscientious when it comes to rearing kids.
Tom Hanks. . . . Okay, since Da Vinci Code, we retinking dis one . . . maybe . . . .
Neighbahs wit loud phone ringers an answering machines. You know, so loud dat every time dese guys phone rings, you ansah yours. An wen dey play back da freakin answering machine, da messages so cleah you can write um down fo dem. Only one ting mo worse is dey get planny friens who stay vampires or someting cause dey only call your neigbors between like midnight an t'ree in da morning. An den da neigbahs come home from makin da crackhouse circuit or whatevahs an check da messages aroun four or five in da morning.
Steven Speilberg movies since JAWS.
AFI's Top 100 Comedies . We kid you not, some real krufty flicks made dis lis. An some not even comedies. Eh, what da heck happened to BACK TO DA FUTURE? What about BEETHOVEN? What about BABE? An who left da Muppets off dis list?
Cillian Murphy.
Senate "No" votes for Margery Bronster: Jan Yagi Buen, Jonathan Chun, Carol Fukunaga, Colleen Hanabusa, David Ige, Marshall Ige, Brian Kanno, Cal Kawamoto, David Matsuura, Norman Mizuguchi, Bob Nakata, Rod Tam, Joe Tanaka, an Witney Anderson. (Remembah, da following was akamai enough fo vote "Yes": Robert Bunda, Avery Chumbley, Suzanne Chun Oakland, Les Ihara, Lorraine Inouye, Randy Iwase, Andy Levin, Matt Matsunaga, Norman Sakamoto, Brian Taniguchi, and Sam Slom.)
Tom Wilkinson.

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