Where Cab Drivers Come From

Lee Lady

 

Imagine yourself in in the North Beach district of San Francisco, in Specs Museum & Bar, 12 William Saroyan Place, and imagine that you are eavesdropping as Specs talks to the person sitting beside you at the bar.

What follows is a piece of fiction, never actually spoken by Specs. But I hope that it gives the general flavor of his monologues. The characters mentioned are purely fictional and are not meant to suggest any actual individual living in San Francisco or elsewhere.

 

You know Roy Chambers, don't you? Tall black guy in his forties, very talkative, usually comes in here early in the week, drinks brandy. Sometimes very quick to zero in on good looking young women, especially white ones. Usually they don't mind, because he knows how to really turn on the charm when he wants to. (Besides, young women tend to have the idea that guys as old as Roy are not a threat -- a fact I've been known to take advantage of from time to time myself.) Years ago he used to shack up with Simone, before she was packed off to the nuthouse for the first time. Roy used to play trombone with Arnie Hill's group back then.

Anyway, Roy's driving a cab now, since about two or three years or so. Usually works in the daytime, and sometimes in the evenings at the end of the week if he's short on cash. Cruises the downtown area, maybe south of Market or even in the Mission if it's not too late.

So one night last week he picks up a businessman downtown and takes the guy way out in the Avenues. 35th and Moraga or 40th and Quintara, whatever. Part of town I never go near myself. So he drops off his fare and now he's out in the deep Sunset, and of course I'm sure there was fog, 'cause there's always fog out in the Sunset. And this is already close to midnight, and he figures he could head over to Portola and to upper Market, I'd guess, then if he doesn't pick up a fare cruising down Market he'll head down into Soma or downtown or up here to North Beach, where he'll have to deal with all the traffic and the crazy drunks, but that way he'll probably pick up at least two more fares for sure.

OLD AGE & TREACHERY

will always win out against

YOUTH & SKILL

But the thing of it is, this businessman gave him a $5 tip, so Roy figures that this might be a sign that he's done enough for the night, so he might as well just head on home, which for him anymore is over by the Glenn Park BART station.

So there he is cruising down Monterey Blvd with his dome light already turned off, and he sees this woman out in the street waving him down. She's right out there in the street, cars swerving around her, and she's holding onto the hand of a young kid.

So Roy figures he'd better pick her up before somebody runs her down. She gets into the cab, and the kid -- a little girl -- is a bit dazed, like she's just woken up and isn't sure what's going on. About seven or eight years old, Roy guesses, wearing a cute little-girl party dress. Taffeta, or whatever they make those little-girl dresses from. And the mother is fairly young, twenties, lower thirties at the outside, wearing a dress that hugs her body, heels, make-up, the whole nine yards, dressed for a party except by now it's all starting to come just a little unglued. And she's upset, Roy can see that right away.

Neither of them were wearing coats, so Roy knew they were tourists even before she asked to be taken to the Union Square Hyatt.

So Roy starts asking her how she likes San Francisco, talking about the weather, giving her a taste of the old Roy charm. He wanted to help her calm down, he says, help her forget whatever had happened back there. Except that, knowing Roy, he probably also had the thought that maybe there was a chance of setting something up. If she'd just been dumped by some guy, maybe she'd like to have some other guy, like Roy for instance, keep her company for the rest of her time in San Francisco.

But Roy's charm was not doing its usual trick, and after a while she just flat out tells him, ``Look, if you don't mind I really don't want to have a conversation right now.'' Roy says that just her tone of voice would have been enough to tell him he'd better shut up.

No problem, so she'd had a bad night and was in a bad mood. Except, I know Roy, he's never all that good at accepting rebuffs from women. So I imagine the atmosphere got pretty chilly as the cab headed down upper Market Street to the Castro and towards downtown. And the little girl maybe more asleep than awake.

So they get down to downtown, and Roy stops at a red light, still on Market Street, just past Van Ness. And there are a couple of whores on the sidewalk there, and one of them walks out to the car stopped in front of Roy's cab, makes her proposition and gets in.

The little girl in the cab was obviously awake by then, because a few minutes later she asks her mother what the bit with the whore and the car ahead of them had been all about.

And the mother says, ``Oh, the woman was just asking that driver for directions. The driver's going to take her where she's going.''

And Roy, being the guy he is, can't just let this pass by unchallenged. He turns around and says to her, ``Lady, kids have to grow up sometime. They need to know what the world is really like. Tell your daughter the truth.''

And the mother snaps back at him that she'll be the one to decide how to raise her daughter. I mean if you can imagine it. This young woman has already had god knows what happen to her earlier in the evening, then she winds up in a cab driven by this middle-aged black guy who starts hitting on her, and then has her daughter witness the seamy side of life in the Tenderloin. She wouldn't be exactly in the mood to explain to the little girl the ins and outs of prostitution. So to speak.

So they get to the hotel, the fare is $12.75, and the woman pulls out two fives and three ones. Which by now was what Roy had expected, but he still came around to her side of the cab and opened her door for her and the little girl, because Roy always does right by his customers whether they tip him or not.

And now the woman is already out of the cab, standing on the sidewalk holding on to the open cab door, with the little girl standing beside her, and Roy is waiting for them to walk off. And the mother says, ``You know cabbie, you were right back there, I apologize. My daughter needs to know what the world is really like.''

And she leans down to the little girl and says, ``Honey, that woman who got into the car back there was a prostitute. She asked that man for money, and they're going to go somewhere and have sex.'' Then she makes her voice a little louder. ``And nine months from now, that woman will have a baby.''

Then she raises her body back upright. She's still turned towards the little girl, but as she says this last bit, really loud, she's looking sideways at Roy.

``And that little baby,'' she says, ``will grow up to be a cab driver.''

Then she turns to Roy with her hand out and the palm up, and it takes him a minute to realize that she's waiting for her quarter change.


February 12, 1997

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