When I went to Australia two years ago, my formerly French, formerly female friend formerly known as Sylviane had a new Australian passport showing the name Stephen. However pending a hysterectomy which is still pending, the indicated gender was still female.
Now s/he's about to get her breasts cut off. My suggestion is that there be a farewell party (or perhaps a preliminary wake) for Stephen's breasts, to which all his friends would be invited and given ample time to look at and play with them before it's too late. Since Sylviane was never all that keen on having her breasts played with, s/he has greeted my suggestion with less than enthusiasm. But really. Soon they will be gone and there will be no more opportunities. How selfish to refuse them this one last chance to play and be played with.