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From: heinquoi (m_boule@videotron.ca)
Subject: Windows XP
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Newsgroups: alt.2600hz
Date: 2002-12-08 07:36:02 PST
Would some generous dude direct me to where I can find this Keygen for
Office XP Pro.
Need activation serial for Micosoft windows xp professional version 2002
Thank to all of you for yours help
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If you cannot find a keygen for that program maybe you should go out and buy a legal copy.
From: Baghdad Airport (bairport@irakrepublik.net)
Subject: 12 Human Shields moan about being stuck in Iraq
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Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush, talk.rumors, alt.politics.liberalism, ca.politics
Date: 2003-04-11 21:08:42 PST
Twelve Japanese ``human shields'' were left adrift in Baghdad
when the Saddam Hussein regime came tumbling down Wednesday.
One shield, Yasuyuki Aizawa, 31, from Kawagoe in Saitama
Prefecture, called a friend in Tokyo by satellite telephone
Wednesday afternoon.
``I want to get out but I can't,'' the executive at a design
company told his friend.
Seven Japanese including Aizawa, a French national and a Swede
had been stationed by the Iraqi government at a water purification
plant south of Baghdad.
Intense fighting took place near the plant through Monday.
The next day, the plant's Iraqi caretaker told the ``shields,''
``There are American soldiers out there. It's dangerous to go out.''
Heeding his advice, the ``shields'' decided to stay put.
Their Iraqi guide, a member of the organization operating the
``human shield'' program, had made it a point to check in with
them everyday. He didn't show up on Wednesday, the day the regime
fell apart.
All the people at the water plant are well, Aizawa said, adding,
``We are agreed that our role as `human shields' is over.''
He told his friend, ``We are wondering if we should get out of
this place.''
Five other Japanese ``shields'' are at three other facilities.
The five regularly met in the city center, but have not been
able to get in touch since Tuesday.
Nine men and three women are still in Iraq, according to the
Foreign Ministry's Division for the Protection of Japanese
Nationals Overseas.
Right now, with Baghdad in semi-chaos, there is no way to
communicate with them or officially determine their condition.
``We can only rely on information from the media in the region,
'' said an official. (IHT/Asahi: April 11,2003)
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All I can say is good for you. I mean how stupid can you be to go out there and not to expect to see fighting. They are lucky that it was the United States and Britian and not Russia attacking Iraq with there carpet and napalm bombing tactics.
From: Baghdad Airport (bairport@freedirak.net)From: Baghdad Airport
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Subject: Iraqi Militray Jokes
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Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush, talk.rumors, alt.politics.usa.republican
Date: 2003-04-12 07:15:19 PST
Q: What is the Iraqi Army motto?
A: I came, I saw, Iran.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their way.
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Military exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave
them there.
Q:What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign ambassador.
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 .... A-10 ... M-60
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell all those Tomahawks
are coming from.
Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their air force.
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Ha Ha Good jokes!