Dear Jerk Offs,

Look, I know you all think I'm some kind of porn-loving sex-crazed nymphomaniac, but the truth is I'm just a normal person.... like you(but better). Just because I write things that might be offensive to some people, doesn't give anyone the right to tell me that I'm wrong or that I should change. So I'm telling you now, DON'T LOOK AT MY PAGE IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET OFFENDED. IN FACT, DON'T READ BEYOND THIS SENTENCE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT.

So.... now that we got rid of those conservative assholes, we can fuck. No, um, that's not what I meant..... uh.... um..... For those of you who haven't left, I'd still like to let you know that I'm not a pervert. Just because I have a ton of porn and I seem like a slut, doesn't mean I am. I'm not.... no... really, I'm not.... I'm a good person....

Love,

Lauren

P.S.
Please stop asking me for pictures of my breasts.