I get so many complaints from everyone, all the time.  Where's your picture?  What do you look like?  So this is for all of you out there that want to go blind.

ok.... this is me....

Finally, the face behind the words.... bet you didn't think that I'd be such an ugly

If you notice the caption, it says "Do I look Irish?"  Someone.... a POLICE officer from Washington DC thought I was Irish.... now tell me... do I look Irish?

I was in the Vietnam war... lost my left arm, here's a picture....

This is me with my red glasses.... I'm kinda known for them... people say, "Who's Lauren?" then they say, "Hey, that's the hot chick in the red glasses!"

This is me in Mexico... hehehe, tequilla!

This is me with a little drink....

This is me and my hand.... my hand is really big, I think...... it's about 7 inches long.... I guess that means I have a big cock?