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(Someday I'm gonna be a momma... click here.)

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My Car

What a pretty car. I wish my car was still pretty. ~~I don't take care of it.~~ People throw rubish in my car and rub dirt intentionally on it. They are all just jealous. And I wash my car and people just throw more mud and dirt and grease to make it look like I don't take care of my car because they don't have cars and are jealous. All you jealous people need to get a life and stop throwning mud and dirt and grease on my car! I always give people rides and they just throw rubish in my car and make it smell like smoke and rotting garbage. You are all whores and you make my car dirty and stink and I hate you all. And you bring your muddy shoes in the car and put mud on the carpet. You make me sad. I know you step in gum and mud intentionally before stepping foot into my car so that you can make the carpet dirty. You know that I don't time to vaccuum and shampoo the carpet. You are all whores, all of you, you monsters.

I'm so damn cute. That's not me.

What up with dat?

school-
I'm back in school, not that any of you care.... but I care. I'll graduate and you'll be sorry that you didn't care... and I'll get a better job and make a lot of money and then I'll build a giant torture chamber and hire men to kidnap you and put you in there. Then you will be tortured and you will scream like a little bitch. And I will laugh.... "HA HA HA.... You are a little bitch and you cry like a tiny infant, you whore."

work-
I work very hard and make my money the legal way. The rest of you are syndicate mofos and you make money illegally and I'm going to tell on you. One day the FBI and CIA and INS will come to your house and say, "You are an illegal mofo and we're going to beat you like a little bitch and make you cry like a tiny infant, you whore. Then we'll deport you to Canada, or you can go to jail, you have a choice." And you'll say, "Oh PLEASE! Mr. SCARY-FBI-CIA-INS-GUY!!! Please don't make me go to Canada! Can't you just do something really embarrassing to me like shave off my eyebrows and let them grow back funny?" And they'll say, "NO, because you are a whore and Spaniards raped your ancestors," And you don't need to know the rest.

home-
Want to adopt me? I need a home

friends-
They are all alcoholics.

"You have lipstick on your teeth."

family-
One day I will have a boy, and I will name him Masaharu... after Masaharu Morimoto, the Iron Chef Japanese. He will be a good boy and be a chef one day. He will become famous and rich and have his own show on the TV Food Network. He'll be on every talk show. My little Masa will get all the ladies. He'll get supermodels... but then Mommy will have to tell him to dumb them because they are anorexic whores and will not bear him any children. Little Masaharu will love his mommy so much that he will give her all his money to take care of, because mother knows best. Masa will have the best restaurant in town, and my son, Masaharu, will be the best at everything, he'll be a space astronaut cook engineer.... and he'll be president of the world!

go kermy!

At least it's not MY baby they're eating

Well that's all I got to write for now. I hope you are confused. Oh yeah contact me too.
ICQ me: 16532982
email: iwail@hawaii.edu
I'm embarassed by the small amount of people that come to my page... please make my counter not seem so small..... I'm begging here.... visit me! Bring your friends... sad:
since sometime in Oct 98...

MY NUDE PICTURE...
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(must be at least 18 years of age or a complete asshole)

Look at 'em go!

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we must destroy this:

This page was psychotically thought up by Lauren.

updated August 30, 2001.