Here
I am again..... this is me taking a picture of myself, I'm kinda
surprised that it even came out... Oh look.... here I am again...
this time I have blood coming out of my mouth... so pretty.... and
those alluring red eyes... not to mention that manly facial
hair.
Oh
no!!!! Lauren has a set of wheels... and a driver's license!!!...
Watch out... I already hit a dog.... sorry, I don't have a picture of
that.
Damn I'm good looking in this picture.... I don't have my beard anymore... I decided to shave it after graduation... it was a little too manly for me.
Here
I am with my friend Lida... She's a chaibot. Oh look, here she is
again... looking like a refugee..... Run Lida... run and hide... the
army folk are coming...
Here
I am looking all sad again(right)... I'm so cold. Like my beanie? I
don't know if that's how you spell it.... but isn't' it cool? I
remember running through the parking lot with my friend, trying to
make the little propeller spin. Over on the left is all of us hiding
behind, tiki's? I guess they're called? Oh well...
Nope
this isn't Halloween... it's just how we usually look... That's Sam
in the back with the bunny ears... and Gaby on the right... and yours
truly in the middle with the beard. are we hot or what?
Just
thought that I'd share this picture with you because I'm so nice. Can
you see the human arm coming out of the dead gator? I'll show this to
my mom... she'll think twice before trying to wrestle gators
again.
On the right is some guy who's arm is severed... as if you couldn't already see that. Don't ask me if it's real... I have no idea. I don't even know if I'm supposed to have this on my site... but until I am told otherwise, savor all the bloody goodness.
There
I am! This it me at Gaby's house... when I was drunk, But if anyone
asks... you didn't hear it from me. Like my messy hair and tired
look? I felt like crap, and looked like it too. Damn I look dead...
oh well.
Here
I am... that's me on the top... in my famous brown jacket, with which
I have become known to wear all the time... rain, sleet, hail, snow,
sun.... locust...
I'm hiding.... see that big shadow? 'Twas a monster... I believe we call her... ok... I won't say it for fear of it attacking me again....
On the right is a picture of the monster...beware of its "Ru-Paul Lips of Death"... very very deadly.
OH
LOOK! GEISHA WHORES!!! SOOKY SOOKY SAILOR MAN? $5!!! real cheap,
still have teeth.
I'll let the other two remain anonymous.. for now.. but the middle one is Gaby.. she's the ring leader.. has her own burlesque house.. cheap hoes and lots of teeth. Anyway, the head ho charges a little more for her services.. she's not even that good.. not that I know from personal experience.
Oh
my... well it used to be a nice car... Who could have done a thing
like this?! I don't know if the delinquent will ever be caught. Damn
hoodlums....!
Here
is an artist's rendition of the hell hole I call Hawaii... that's me
in the grass skirt... trying to sell canoes... and that's my basket
weaving professor drowning in the ocean... That's what you get fro
trying to flunk me! Damn basket weaving courses at the University of
Hawaii...
By the way, I'm just kidding... I don't weave baskets... and I don't think that "basket weaving" is even a course offered at UH... hahaha...
