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<BODY TEXT="#FFFFFF" BGCOLOR="#000000" LINK="#008000" ALINK="#FFFF00" VLINK="#808080" BACKGROUND="#######" onload="timerONE=window.setTimeout('scrollit_r2l(10)',100);"> <P><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="">function checkAGE(){if (!confirm ("This is my lame version of a disclaimer, don't come in here if you are an asshole... and SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!!! and click on the stupid Visa banner thing... it earns me money per click!")) history.go(-1);return " "} document.writeln(checkAGE())</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript></SCRIPT></P> <CENTER><IMG SRC="welcome2.gif" WIDTH=800 HEIGHT=20 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom><BR> I'm from Hawaii.... this is what time it is here... and no, I DON'T DANCE HULA OR SURF!!!!! <P><A HREF="http://www.beseen.com/hc-index.html"><IMG SRC="http://pluto.beseen.com/hit.counter?account=iwail@hawaii.edu-&font=RedOnBla ck&base=100" X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT BORDER=0 ALIGN=bottom></A><BR> <FONT SIZE="+4" FACE="Bobo" COLOR="#BD00BD"><B>Bunch of Stuff</B></FONT><BR> <FONT FACE="Avant Garde" COLOR="#BD00BD">(Hear my funny HAWAIIAN accent.... </FONT><A HREF="http://pages.prodigy.net/zotar/MUHAHA2.WAV"><FONT FACE="Avant Garde" COLOR="#BD00BD">click here</FONT></A><FONT FACE="Avant Garde" COLOR="#BD00BD">.)</FONT></P> <P><IMG SRC="rainbow.gif" WIDTH=425 HEIGHT=4 ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><FONT FACE="Avant Garde" COLOR="#FFFFFF">I guess it's about time to update this thing.... errrggghhh. For you guys I guess, because I'm such a nice person. So feel free to snoop around and find more out about my personal life(if that exists) and find out my weekness(money). Yo! Don't forget to </FONT><A HREF="mailto: iwail@hawaii.edu"><FONT FACE="Avant Garde" COLOR="#FFFFFF">contact me</FONT></A><FONT FACE="Avant Garde" COLOR="#FFFFFF">(unless you plan on stalking me) and SIGN THE GUEST BOOK!!!!</FONT><BR> Sign My Guest Book, tell me how horrible my page is.</P> <P> <TABLE BORDER=0> <TR> <TD> <P><A HREF="http://mercury.beseen.com/guestbook/j/40825/guestbook.html">View GuestBook</A><BR> <A HREF="http://mercury.beseen.com/guestbook/j/40825/sign.html">Sign GuestBook</A></P> </TD> <TD> <P><A HREF="http://www.beseen.com/b-index.html" TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="http://www.beseen.com/images/beseenbutton.gif" ALT="Beseen.com" WIDTH=88 HEIGHT=31 ALIGN=bottom></A></P> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> </P> <P> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1" src="http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/h/19147/quizlet.js"></SCRIPT> </P> <P><IMG SRC="rainbow.gif" WIDTH=425 HEIGHT=4 ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="AdLib" COLOR="#00FFFF">What I've been up to...</FONT><BR> <FONT SIZE="-1" FACE="Bookman" COLOR="#FFFFFF">Well, I am in college now. I guess I'm going to major in Education or Japanese. I'm not sure at this particular point in time. Haha, it's really a depressing time for me... I just took an IQ test </FONT><A HREF="http://www.iqtest.com"><FONT SIZE="-1" FACE="Bookman" COLOR="#FFFFFF">online</FONT></A><FONT SIZE="-1" FACE="Bookman" COLOR="#FFFFFF"> and well, I'm not depressed becuase I scored bad.... I got a 157... and I'm flunking college.... THAT is depressing!(I took a real one when I was younger) You'd think that someone with half a brain that I have could get at least a D!!! Maybe it wasn't that good of an idea for me to take 3 languages. Oh well, I'm ok about it now. My dream of living in a trailor park with my 20 kids is finally coming true!</FONT><BR> <IMG SRC="mechastreisand.gif" X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom><BR> <IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom><BR> </P></CENTER> <H2><CENTER><FONT FACE=" AdLib">Stuff to Do...</FONT></CENTER></H2> <CENTER><BR> <BR>  <TABLE BORDER=1 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" WIDTH="100%" cols=4> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="index.html">Main Page</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="http://pages.prodigy.net/zotarmofo">My Old Page</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="http://www2.hawaii.edu/~iwail/index2.html">My Friends</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="mailto: sorry_ass@hotmail.com">Mail My Sorry Ass</A><BR> <A HREF="mailto: sorry_ass@hotmail.com">(sorry_ass@hotmail.com)</A></CENTER> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="http://members.icq.com/16532982">ICQ me!</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="wav.html">Hear My Voice</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="porn.html">Breasts and Pussy</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="porn2.html">Cocks for You</A></CENTER> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="deepthoughtsJH.html">Deep Thoughts</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="car.html">Stolen Email</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="wav.html">Learn Japanese</A></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><A HREF="tone.html">Toned Down? me? haha</A></CENTER> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> <BR> <IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom> <P><FONT SIZE="+2">Get Rid of the Ugly People</FONT></P> <P>That's right, you heard me... get rid of the ugly people. All you gotta do is send me a picture of yourself and I'll tell you if you should wear a paper bag over your head. Please send pictures to this address: <A HREF="mailto: shinchanmofo@hotmail.com">shinchanmofo@hotmail.com</A><IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+3" FACE="AdLib" COLOR="#FFFF00">My Car</FONT></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">This is my car, I have a 1998 Nissan Altima GXE. I'm not kidding, why would anyone lie about that? If I was lying I would tell you I have a Lexus or something. Anyway here it is, look at it and be jealous. I've been told it's a piece of crap... but hell, it runs....(just kidding, it's a good car)</FONT><BR> <IMG SRC="altima.jpg" X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+3" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>CRAP THAT I DIDN'T MAKE</B></FONT><BR> <FONT SIZE="+1" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>What! You're already bored of my page?! I have only begun to bore you! Well I guess I owe it to my friends to let them advertise their inferior pages. I don't even know why I link them....</B></FONT></P></CENTER> <BLOCKQUOTE><A HREF="http://pages.prodigy.net/zotarmofo/index.html"><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>My Old Page</B></FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>- </B></FONT><FONT FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>otherwise known as "Outdated Piece of Shit"</B></FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/hi/MissGabrielle"><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>Gaby's Page</B></FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>- </B></FONT><FONT FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>if you want to see how a real gypsy does it....</B></FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/nakkawoowoo.html"><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>Jeffrey's Page</B></FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>- </B></FONT><FONT FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>meet the asshole that ruined my life.</B></FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/gohan56"><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>Royce's Page</B></FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>- </B></FONT><FONT FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>strange boy</B></FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://www2.hawaii.edu/~scottt/"><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>Scott's Page</B></FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>- </B></FONT><FONT FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>I don't know him, but he seems desperate.</B></FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://www2.hawaii.edu/~ryokote"><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>Reid's Page</B></FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+2" FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>- </B></FONT><FONT FACE="BluePrint" COLOR="#61FF83"><B>the strangest stranger that I don't know.</B></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE> <CENTER><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">You gotta go here too... dis some serious funny shit:</FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://www.pimpdaddy.com"><IMG SRC="http://www.pimpdaddy.com/get_pimped.gif" X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom></A> <P><IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom ostrichrule.gif></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+3" FACE="Alberta">Top Five Reasons Why Black People Don't Play Hockey</FONT></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">5. It's</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">2. Eat at a friend's house.</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">3. Make prank phone calls on a friend's phone.</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">4. Egg someone's house, using someone else's eggs.</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">5. Go to a movie, your friend's treat.... also tell them they're driving.</FONT></P> <P><IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">Here is something to think about....ok that was it... were you thinking?</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">I have a chat room. Yeah, that's about it... I have one... ok, bye.</FONT></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">Well that's all I got to write for now. I hope you are confused now. Oh yeah contact me too.</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">ICQ me: <blink>16532982</blink></FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">email: iwail@hawaii.edu</FONT><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">I'm embarassed by the small amount of people that come to my page... please make my counter not seem so small..... I'm begging here.... visit me! Bring your friends... sad:</FONT><BR> <A HREF="http://www.beseen.com/hc-index.html"><IMG SRC="http://pluto.beseen.com/hit.counter?account=iwail@hawaii.edu-&font=RedOnBla ck&base=100" X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT BORDER=0 ALIGN=bottom></A><BR> <IMG SRC="ostrichrule.gif" WIDTH=600 HEIGHT=23 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom><BR> </P> <P><blink><FONT SIZE="+3" FACE="BLADES" COLOR="#682ED1">Contact Me!</FONT></blink></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">Contact me 3 ways:</FONT></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">1. Click the bird.</FONT><BR> <A HREF="mailto: iwail@hawaii.edu"><IMG SRC="emailbirdani.gif" WIDTH=46 HEIGHT=56 X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEWIDTH X-CLARIS-USEIMAGEHEIGHT ALIGN=bottom></A></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">or</FONT></P> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">2. Fill out this form.</FONT><BR> <FORM ACTION="http://pages.prodigy.net/cgi-bin/mailto" METHOD=POST> <P><FONT FACE=" AdLib">Write to me! Type your message below:</FONT></P> <P><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=to VALUE="zotar@prodigy.net" size=45><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=subject VALUE="Message from Web page" size=45><TEXTAREA NAME=body ROWS=10 COLS=45 WRAP=virtual></TEXTAREA><BR> <FONT FACE=" AdLib">You saw mines, do I get to see yours?(your email address):</FONT><BR> <INPUT TYPE=text NAME=from VALUE="" SIZE=45><BR> <INPUT TYPE=submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Finished and willing to send!"><BR> <INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=nexturl VALUE=""><BR> </P> <CENTER>3. 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