Well, as most folks know, the English language is always changing. Words we use today will, most likely, not be in use ten to twenty-five years from now. Most of the time it's a slight aberration of meaning. Whereas at other times the complete definition of a word is either mangled or appended. The following are a few of my own misuses of English, which I hope, will one day come into fair use.

Loser nounloo-zer
A loser.
"Now, he is so loser!"

Bomb nounbahmb
Quite extraordinary.
That is so bomb!

Misch nounmish
A mixture.
"What an odd misch of color."

Salon-Raunch nounsaw-lawn rawnj
1. A trendy hairstyle, usually created, seen on television, and copied by many a person and provided by hairstylists esp. when it is long over due for something new.(negative)
2. The newest, hippest hairstyle.(positive)
1."I asked for a crew-cut and they gave me salon-raunch."
2."I met these hot Japanese tourists. Talk about salon-raunch!"

Enrondure nounahn-rahn-door(as in owl hoot)
The entrance to a gracefully rounded thought.
"Are we about to enter another enrondure", said the girl?