Scale
1
2
3
No Way
Decent
Ono

 


SPAM Less Sodium

Appearance: 3
Aroma: 2
Texture: 2
Taste: 2
Comments: It's oily in your mouth. Speckled and pink. This is real Spam! The white bits are scary.

SPAM Lite

Appearance: 2
Aroma: 2
Texture: 2
Taste: 2
Comments: No smell. Really pink. There's an aftertaste.

SPAM Smoke Flavored

Appearance: 3
Aroma: 2
Texture: 2
Taste: 2
Comments: Strong smokey flavor. Kinda like beef jerky or a Slim-Jim.

SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey

Appearance:

1

Aroma: 1
Texture: 2
Taste: 3
Comments: Flesh toned yellow. Made me feel morning sickness all over again. Tastes like chewed up turkey sandwich meat.

SPAM Hot and Spicy

Appearance: 1
Aroma: 2
Texture: 2
Taste: 3
Comments: Orange oil globs on top of the meat. The spice taste masks the oily nastiness.

Hereford Luncheon Meat

Appearance: 2
Aroma: 3
Texture: 2
Taste: 2
Comments: Least slimy-looking. It's a little on the hard side. It's the least mushy, overall.

Tulip Pork Luncheon Meat

Appearance:
1
Aroma:
1
Texture:
2
Taste:
1
Comments: Greasy, pale, and frosted with lard. Do I really have to swallow it? Wow, I can taste bacon!

Libby's Luncheon Meat

Appearance: 1
Aroma: 1
Texture: 2
Taste: 2
Comments: Pale. Not as salty as regular Spam. Smells like the can.

Palm Luncheon Meat

Appearance: N/A
Aroma: N/A
Texture: N/A
Taste: N/A
Comments: Flimsy pull tab on can. I broke it! I guess we get out of eating it.