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LOOKING FOR HOUSE MAID, nice neat personality, English speaker preferred age 35-45, female only, $10/hour. Call 735-2248.

ROOM FOR RENT near Diamond Head, $400/mo. incl.utilities, clean, seaside, w/d. More info: 597-9966 (daytime).

CHEAP CAR STEREO, Sony CD changer + Hitachi speakers + 18" subwoofers, excellent condition, $300. Call 777-4400.

MOVING SALE, all kinds of furniture, dishes, clothes, kid's toys, etc., Dec/20 noon, 747 Amana St. More info: 777-9999.

SELLING HOT CAR, Hyundai '96 Sonata #2, good condition, new tires, 20,000 miles, $10,000 obo. Call 946-3399.

GET A TICKET AROUND THE WORLD to anywhere for $100!!! (Also available first class). More info: (888) 222-9595.

CAR SALE, '97 Toyota Sedan, $1,000 w/extras. More info: 123-4567.

COMPUTER SALE, Intel Pentium Chip, 16MB/2.1GB+HP printer+accessories, $800w/tax. More info: 808-555-CRAZY/ COM-WORLD INT'L CORP.

CHEAP & NICE STUDIO, furnished room, near Waikiki Beach, clean and quiet place, $500 incl. utilities. Call 953-7120.

CRAZY CAR SALE! New red sports car, $250 incl.tax, w/5 year guarantee. More info: 1-800-949-8459.

JOIN OUR PARTY!!! Dec.18 at Prince Hotel, free entrance, pick up the ticket, don't bring a partner. More info: 877-9876.

EARN FAST CASH, extra income opportunity painting a house, make $250/day. More info: 1-888-555-9000.


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