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Lieutenant Howler Species: Alouatta pigra Length: 2 feet + 30-inch tail Weight: 30 lbs. Special Power: Master of Disguise Fatal Flaw: Penchant for plantains |
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Special Agent Ninja Monkey Species: Simius Teykthus Length: 52 feet + 2-inch tail Weight: 57891.435 lbs. Special Power: Disables electronic devices with mind Fatal Flaw: Highly publicized ambiguously sexual relationship with mother |
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Captain Macaque
(pronunced: /kept in my coq/) Species: Mounchou Mountme Length: 12 feet + 30-foot tail Weight: 350 lbs. of hot lovin' Special Power: Emits sweet-smelling perfume from underarms to create a false sense of security in enemies Fatal Flaw: Always looks |
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Captain
Maria de la Sagrada Madre de Benavides de Alcalca Maria
Maria Chiquitita Species: Micaca es tucaca Length: 15' plus 4' of lip Weight: Two words: Liza Minelli. OK, not that heavy, but pretty heavy. Special Power: Knowledge of Feng Shuei Fatal Flaw: Burns up when re-entering earth's atmosphere |
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Dr. Ass
Medic Species: Butt Smeller Length: That's not what counts Weight: 1 metric ton Special Power: Can detect butt flea infestations by scent alone Fatal Flaw: Allergic to latex |
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Corporal Ruffio Species: Imorangeurnot Letsgetiton Length: 120 feet Weight: 20 lb. neck flap Special Power: General Foods brand titanium skeletal structure Fatal Flaw: Greedy with the remote |
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Sergeant
Twinkletoes Species: Muffinbunus Cupcakus Length: 15 inches Weight: Light as a feather Special Power: Tolerates warm weather remarkably well Fatal Flaw: Doesn't breathe |
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Doctor
Schmackleheimer Species: Chimp Offtheoldblock Length: 25 metric meters Weight: "Depends on given planet's gravitational pull" Special Power: Uses "science" to build gigantic fire-breathing garden gnomes Fatal Flaw: Doesn't know the meaning of the word "recondite". No, he really doesn't know what the word means. |
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Leaders of MonkeyArmy